Freeloading Lesbian

My Blog is not for your pleasure. I do not live to appease anyone but myself.
Anonymous asked: ...you know you're using the word "appease" wrong? It doesn't exactly mean to please.


Answer:

Did you know I’m using it in the exact way it’s intended. It’s a word used in the sense to relive. Although I do not live to Please anyone, I also do not live to sooth or pacify anyone. I will not sugarcoat and if you’re being a fucking cunt. I will tell you you’re being a fucking cunt. If you are looking for relief, I will not give it to you. I know what I’m talking about. And you’re being a cunt.

captioningcrusader:

The basic plot of every Star Trek episode ever.

Based off this post (x)

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I want a horror game with a mic set that relies on you being quiet when there is a monster or something, because the sound you make, not your character, but you lures it and gives away your position so if you scream or breath heavily it can give you away so you play most of the game in mute terror

capoutoftime:

radaroreilly:

kyroki:

or purposefully shout to draw it say for like a challenge or to save a friend in multiplayer or something

oh my god shannon never make video games that is terrifying

THIS SOUNDS AWESOME

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dear-monday:

Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.

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odditiesoflife:

Abandoned Places Everywhere

From around the world, some of the most beautiful and enchanting abandoned locations:

  • Holland Island in the Chesapeake Bay, Maryland, US
  • The Kerry Way Walking Path, Ireland
  • Craco, Italy
  • Blade Mill, France
  • Czestochowa Train Depot, Poland
  • North Brother Island, New York, US
  • Bodiam Castle, East Sussex, England
  • 19th Century Mill, Sorrento, Italy

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its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

(Source: flourei, via suicidalpudge)

BOIL WATER ALERT

shewontbiteitookherteeth:

deathbyhandjob:

Hey so Calgary has just issued a boil water alert. 

http://www.albertahealthservices.ca/8648.asp

DO NOT DRINK THE TAP WATER IT HAS BEEN AFFECTED BECAUSE OF THE FLOODING. FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS IN THE LINK.

Well, shit.

Normally I wouldn’t ask people to reblog stuff, but since this is kind of important, I’d really appreciate it if my lovely followers could help get the word out on this.

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